I was sitting on my roof watching the Bobs Burgers movie on my laptop. And the Space Pirates came down with their big helmets, and knocked my laptop down! I was like “wat teh hell bratha!”. And they were like “screwz you dixkheadd!” And they shot at me with their laser guns and they left. I then went to Emerald Island and challenged knuckles to an arm wrestle, and I won! So I ate the big green Chaos Emerald. So stay safe brathas!